Flies into sun
Flings self off cliff
Punches self in face
Sets self on fire
I own 192 television seasons on DVD.
But I can’t bring myself to take a photo of my TV on DVD bookshelf because all I’ll see are the seasons that I don’t have yet.
Q: On a scale of Dread Pirate Roberts to Wicked Witch of the West (with Dread Pirate Roberts being only mostly dead and Wicked Witch of the West being really most sincerely dead), how dead do you think Kevin Tran is?
A: Coulson. We’ll bring him back through sheer refusal to acknowledge his demise.